A Most Discerning Outdoor Dining Society
When: This Sunday, at the civilized hour of 2 o'clock in the afternoon
Where: A most exquisite location in Prospect Park (exact coordinates to be revealed to confirmed attendees)
What to Bring: Your finest picnic accoutrements and most discriminating palate
Space is limited to ensure the utmost quality of company and conversation.
Dear Fellow Epicurean Adventurer,
We are not content with the common blanket thrown upon any patch of grass. No! We seek the perfect confluence of shade and sun, the ideal balance of seclusion and scenery, the precise acoustic properties that allow for both intimate conversation and the gentle sounds of nature.
The Picky Picnic Project is dedicated to the noble pursuit of discovering Prospect Park's hidden gems—those secret gardens and forgotten glades where one might spread their gingham and feast like the discerning outdoor diners we aspire to be.
Each gathering is a carefully curated experience. We scout, we sample, we scrutinize. Only the most exceptional locations earn the honor of hosting our assemblies.
To secure your place at our Sunday gathering, kindly share your most cherished nook or cranny of Prospect Park. What hidden corner speaks to your discerning soul?
Your correspondence shall be handled with the utmost discretion.